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This is sooo amazing I wish they had these at our shop when I was smaller Its a wikipiccy

This is sooo amazing
I wish they had these at our shop when I was smaller
Its a wikipiccy

I met a mean, rude woman in the shop.  I had to get the milk, and a bottle of water for dad, and a bag of sugar AND two bread rolls. That was a lot of stuff. I didn’t have a bag and there were no baskets. When I went to the counter there was a women in front of me. She only had a couple of things. There was still heaps of space on the counter.  What did she do? She put her handbag on the space and then her hand beside it on the rest of the space.  And then she just looked at me. I had to stand there and hold everything.  And she kept her hand and her bag there until it was time to pay. I had to hold everything for ages and ages.
I told dad. He said – it could be worse – imagine having to live with her.

 
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Posted by on November 27, 2013 in Stuff

 

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Anyanka – again!

Anyanka the not-so-bright

Anyanka the not-so-bright

She is the sweetest cat ever – but really not bright. What cat tries to stick her head in a fire? Only Anyanka. She’s ok. We picked her up and put on the fireguard.

 
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Posted by on November 25, 2013 in Stuff

 

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More weird stuff

Aa wikitoilet Mine was brighter but that one probably had a proper door

Aa wikitoilet
Mine was brighter but that one probably had a proper door

I had to use the toilet at the store. Of course mum came too. She was in the next cubicle.
There I am, doing what you’re supposed to do in toilets and a head appears under the door! True, some weird kid just lay on his back and stuck his head under my door and looks right at me. Upside down.
“Hello” he said.
I got such a fright I just stared. Then I heard his mum.
“AAArRRGh! Disgusting! Get up. Dirty! DIRTY!” was all she shouted.
You’d think she’d teach him not to be a pervert.
Maybe it was a she. Hard to know with some kids.
Creepy.
That’s not right.

 
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Posted by on November 23, 2013 in Stuff

 

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Important things to know

A wikishirt - cool

A wikishirt – cool

If you’re an adult there’s important things to know;

1. We do go before we leave the house.  It’s not our fault if we have to go again.  

2. Cheese with blue in it is gistusting gross.

3. If you didn’t come into our rooms you wouldn’t know if they were dirty. And they’re not really dirty anyway.  Just messy.

4. You can’t tell us not to laugh when you’re laughing.  Especially when people face plant into a shrub.  At least I pulled my tee shirt over my face.  There you are saying ‘that’s not nice’ when you’re sniggering into your handbag.  And dad couldn’t drive ‘cos he had tears in his eyes.  Reeeaaally immature guys!  It took the guy ages to get up too.  I thought he was dead or something.  He just had his bum caught in a branch.

 
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Posted by on November 19, 2013 in Stuff

 

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More weird stuff

A wikinose Imagine picking that

A wikinose
Imagine picking that

I saw heaps of weird stuff today.  First I saw a cat with no tail.  Then I saw a guy walk into the back of a car.  I had a little laugh about that but I made sure he didn’t see me.  THEN – all the way home from the shops – I saw HEAPS of guys picking their noses in their cars – and they weren’t all guys either – I saw two women!!! And they tell us its disgustoion   disg  rude. I reckon one of them got to his brain – really!

 
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Posted by on November 18, 2013 in Stuff

 

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Toilet paper

Wiki toilet paper

Wiki toilet paper

They put too much glue on the end of toilet paper.  You try to start it off right and things happen and it’s all because of too much glue.

Most times you get just a bit of a square, not all of it, just a bit.  Then it rips in half.  That half is see-through and its pointless. You need more, otherwise it could kindof melt and your hand could get through.  No one wants that.

But your brain still makes you pull the half bit that’s see through anyway and it goes around the roll still in half.  Then you have to go back and get the other bit so it can catch up.  But you can’t.  Because there’s too much glue on that bit.  So you have to smoosh your finger under it and try and make it come up.  It never does.  You just get a bit lumpy bit instead, with way too much paper. That means you have to wind the half torn bit around a few times to catch up with the big lumpy bit.  By that time there’s too much paper involved entirely.  And your ass is cold.  

 
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Posted by on November 15, 2013 in Stuff

 

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Cats in presses

Its awful when a person opens a press and puts their hand in to get something and they grab a cat.

You’re not expecting it and neither is the cat.

Then both of you shout and you get all wobbly inside and mad on the outside.

They have their own bed.  That’s my press.

Dumb cat.

 
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Posted by on November 12, 2013 in Stuff

 

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