Toby the Magnificent beside the file, glowing like an angel dog.
He’s pretty old now and he can’t see very well but we love him to bits.
He can sing too.
If it falls sideways instead of down is it rainy wind or windy rain?
I had my good boots on so at least my feet were dry. Then I stood in a pothole that pretended to be a puddle.
It went in over the top. Bummer.
Toby walks straight through the puddles. Dweezle walks around them. Ziggy tries his best to drink out of every single one.
There’s a bit of a lack in all of them.
Christmas was great. Vigo (cat 1) ate a christmas light and they all blew. Nothing happened to him. I think his drool just oozed in and melted the bulb. Anyanka (cat 2) watched mum put up the tree and then peed under it – on the fancy christmas rug. Ziggy (dog 1) only broke two decorations.I got a new coat. Green with a furry collar. I’m keeping it in my room ‘cos Anyanka tries to sleep in the hood and I don’t want cat fart smell on my neck going to school.
I told dad. He said – it could be worse – imagine having to live with her.
There I am, doing what you’re supposed to do in toilets and a head appears under the door! True, some weird kid just lay on his back and stuck his head under my door and looks right at me. Upside down.
“Hello” he said.
I got such a fright I just stared. Then I heard his mum.
“AAArRRGh! Disgusting! Get up. Dirty! DIRTY!” was all she shouted.
You’d think she’d teach him not to be a pervert.
Maybe it was a she. Hard to know with some kids.
That’s not right.