Who came up with the dumb idea of white socks? All they do is get dirty and then have mothers telling you off. They’re stupid.
Who came up with the dumber idea of white socks for school? And they’re thin too. Your toes get cold in them.
And you slide around in your shoes.
People can’t help walking out of their shoes and into puddles. If the sock making guys made fat socks that weren’t white and slippy and teachers let you wear them to school we’d all be happy.